Blue - A review

Yesterday I blew 140 bucks on Blue,

sadly none of the actors seemed to have a clue.

Lara doesnt leave much to imagination,

sanjay Dutt seems to have a perennial bout of indigestion.

Akshay Kumar looks more like a goat,

The biggest role in the movie is that of the boat.

Zayed falls for Katrina's guiles,

The lacklustre comedy fails to even bring smiles.

Fail to see where all the money was spent,

this mindless drivel wont even earn enough to pay rent.

N since I'm running out of rhyming verses,

I'll stop before you ladies hit me with your purses.. (sorry kuch aur ja nahi rahi tha)